CALM THE F*CK DOWN | Herbal tea for a calm mood, calm belly, and calm mind | pre-bagged
CALM THE F*CK DOWN | Herbal tea for a calm mood, calm belly, and calm mind | pre-bagged
Herbal tea designed to calm your mood, belly, and mind. Crafted with American-grown Hops flowers and fragrant organic Peppermint. Infused with plants that promote anxiety relief: Passionflower & Ginkgo Biloba.
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Glam Gardener herbal teas are always hand crafted in New York, made with organic or wild ingredients, and designed to harness each plant's natural healing benefits.
About Glam Gardener's Calm The F*ck Down Herbal Tea with Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba:
What are all of the ingredients in Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea?
Organic American-grown Hops, Organic Peppermint, Organic Gingko Biloba, Organic Passionflower. That's it. 100% healthy, healing, herbal goodness.
What's it taste like?
- Tastes minty and hoppy. Like a soothing cup of peppermint tea with some pleasant bitters akin to a delicious local craft brew (don't worry, this tea is gluten & alcohol-free).
How does this blend of Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba make you feel?
- This tea blend works to calm your mood, belly, and mind with naturally healing plants. Hops flowers are a nervine and a sedative, bringing ease to your nervous system. Passionflower is a plant that is commonly used to bring relaxation to a hyperactive system. Our peppermint is fresh and highly fragrant. The rich oils that give peppermint its insatiable flavor & scent work to ease digestive issues and settle one's stomach. Ginkgo Biloba is subtle, but over time works to strengthen the health of the brain & mind.
How do you make herbal tea?
- Bring water to a boil, then infuse 1 tea bag in 8-16 ounces of hot water. Infuse for 10 minutes, then drink as you prepare to calm the f*ck down.
Servings:
- 12 individual compostable tea bags of warm, delicious, and healing herbal tea. Our tea bags are larger than typical tea bags to create a full-bodied cup of tea that goes a long way.
The secret herbal magic of Hops, Peppermint, Passionflower, and Ginkgo Biloba.
Hops flowers: A Northeastern American staple and beloved bitter
Hops flowers derive from the hop plant, which is in the hemp family. Hops are widely known for their use in craft beer brewing to add citrusy, bitter, and delicious flavor to IPAs. Don't worry, hops are gluten and alcohol-free.
Many don't know that hops flowers—particularly the flavor-packed pollen within the hops flowers—are known for their calming effects on the body.
Glam Gardener is based in New York, which is one of the largest growers and exporters of Hops. Hence, why we have some of the best craft breweries in the country. No shade to our non-New York customers! ;-)
When in season, we source our hops from New York State farms to uplift local farmers while calming us the f*ck down. When not in season, we always source hops grown on American soil.
There are many varieties of hops, which range in flavor and body. We use a not-so-bitter blend of hops called Tea Makers as the base for our Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea, to ensure a delicious flavor that compliments Peppermint, Ginkgo Biloba, and Passionflower.
Fun fact: We're hops crazy. That's why we use them as the base for our Sleep Tight Herbal Tincture, alongside 2 wonderful calming plants, Lemon balm and Valerian Root.
Peppermint: A fragrant, flavor-packed, and healing perennial
Peppermint is a beloved plant that is commonly cultivated and found in the wild. Peppermint lovers across the world use it for relief from digestive upset, headaches, and clogged sinuses. Here are some fun facts about peppermint:
- The medicinal component in peppermint stems from menthol, which is a volatile oil that comes with a variety of benefits. This volatile oil gives peppermint its aroma and flavor.
- There are hundreds of varieties of mint plants that are cultivated and that grow wild. Many of these mint-family plants have healing properties, are fragrant, and delicious, including basil, lavender, and sage.
- We love Peppermint and find its effects so soothing, that's why we add it to our Herbal Smoking blends alongside Mullein, Mugwort, Sage, Damiana, and more!
Ginkgo Biloba: A familiar leaf with ancient roots
Ginkgo Biloba contains powerful antioxidants. It also may assist with fighting inflammation, improving brain function, and balancing mood imbalances. We blend the leaves of the Ginkgo Biloba tree into our Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea. This tree is easy to spot growing across the U.S., but it derives from China. Ginkgo Biloba is an important staple in Traditional Chinese Medicine and Eastern culture.
Passionflower: A native nervine
Passionflower is known for its stunning, dream-like, vine-growing purple flower. It's native to the Southeastern United States. It's common to find Passionflower used as a supplement for sleep problems and hyperactivity. It's a plant that's classified as a nervine. These are plants that help to ease the nervous system.
Disclaimer: The Food & Drug Administration requires that herbal product makers add the following disclaimer to all products: These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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The Glam fam ♡'s Glam Gardener's Calm The F*ck Down herbal tea because:
Our love for the planet and our bodies
At Glam Gardener, we believe that what's good for bodies is good for the planet too. That's why we craft herbal remedies with organically grown plants. With plants that can grow locally, we source from USA-based farmers when seasonal.
We harvest wild abundant plants in-house ethically, locally, and sustainably.
Small batches crafted with intention and integrity
Why choose Glam Gardener products when you can find herbal remedies sold by big corporations? We craft small-batch herbal remedies with high-quality, local, organic, and wildcrafted plants.
Most of the remedies sold by large corporations are not crafted with the same intention and quality standards.
Whether we’re crafting a remedy with native mushrooms or invasive plants, we’re doing so consciously by using years of field-based best practices and traditional education.
The result is an herbal remedy with the freshest flavor and the highest quality healing benefits.
We've got your back on your herbal journey
We want to inform you to empower yourself on your herbal journey. We provide information, articles, online content, and in-person experiences for you to learn about herbs and the natural world.
However, we must offer a disclaimer.
All of these plants' health benefits are well documented in many herbal books, both old and new, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Furthermore, these statements have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration. when in doubt consult your healthcare provider or a clinically trained herbalist.
In addition to all the benefits listed, these plants have additional benefits, side effects, and interactions. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please do your own research before consuming.
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