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Keep back I'm late and frazzled frog bumper sticker

Name: Keep back I'm late and frazzled frog bumper sticker
Brand: Glam Gardener NYC
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KEEP BACK I'M LATE AND FRAZZLED frog bumper sticker by Glam Gardener NYC. Inspired by never being on time. Please keep back, I'm late, frazzled, haven't eaten yet, and promised myself that I wouldn't engage in road rage today... I've been drinking my Calm the F*ck Down tea. But don't test me.

This bumper sticker’s features include:

Size: 11” x 3”
Quality & material: High-quality, UV resistant, durable, waterproof, and weatherproof vinyl
Buy 5 stickers, get $5 off! Discount automatically applied at checkout.

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Keep back I'm late and frazzled frog bumper sticker

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KEEP BACK I'M LATE AND FRAZZLED frog bumper sticker by Glam Gardener NYC. Inspired by never being on time. Please keep back, I'm late, frazzled, haven't eaten yet, and promised myself that I wouldn't engage in road rage today... I've been drinking my Calm the F*ck Down tea. But don't test me.

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Keep back I'm late and frazzled frog bumper sticker

Keep back I'm late and frazzled frog bumper sticker

KEEP BACK I'M LATE AND FRAZZLED frog bumper sticker by Glam Gardener NYC. Inspired by never being on time. Please keep back, I'm late, frazzled, haven't eaten yet, and promised myself that I wouldn't engage in road rage today... I've been drinking my Calm the F*ck Down tea. But don't test me.

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