Glam Gardener NYC
Please be kind to me i was evolutionarily designed to pick flowers sticker
Please be kind to me i was evolutionarily designed to pick flowers sticker
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Can’t answer an email on time? Fantasizing about living in a hobbit house in the middle of the woods? Wish your best friends were frogs, raccoons, and snails? Same.
"Please be kind to me i was evolutionarily designed to pick flowers and take naps yet i was accidentally born in the lifetime where we go clickly clacky on the beep boop machines all day and i simply cannot keep up so i sincerely apologize for my late reply thank you, kind regards" stickers were designed for the folks that would rather hang out in a field of flowers instead of behind a computer. Display your commitment to replying late to urgent emails by sticking these on your laptop, water bottle, or favorite surface.
This sticker’s features include:
- Size: 3" x 4"
- Quality & material: High-quality, durable, waterproof, and weatherproof vinyl
- Buy 5 stickers, get $5 off! Discount automatically applied at checkout.
Glam Gardener NYC offers free shipping on stickers, cards, and all orders over $50.
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Orders are fulfilled through USPS. Please allow for standard shipping time, which is usually 1-5 business days.
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Glam Gardener NYC takes the upmost care in packaging your orders with love. If there is something wrong with your order, please email glamgardenernyc [at] gmail.com so that I can get to the bottom of the issue. Glam Gardener NYC is a one-woman shop, so your kindness and patience is appreciated.


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